1.) Well I'm a "Revlon Girl" , maybe just a touch, / Or a "Cover Girl Rose" with a little blush. / Got my eyeshadow brown, my eyeliner black, / When you dress for love, you gotta do all that. / Mascera light, lipstick "Bonnie Bell" / Gotta look my best for the kiss-'n'-tell. / Is my hair all right? Better brush and blow. / Oh my, here he comes, this girl's gotta go !
Dialog #1) Julie: "Kimberly, what's-his-face is here! / Kim: "I'll be right there." / Dad: "Hey, what kind of deal is this? Don't he come up to the door to get ya? Just sits in the driveway honkin' the horn?" / Kim: It's all right daddy, we're in a hurry." / Dad: Well you said the next time this gentleman comes, I could meet. . ./ Kim: "All right, all right, next time. Gotta go, bye! / Dad: I don't know about this.
CHORUS.) Maybe he loves you and maybe he don't, / But there's one thing that he certainly won't get from me, / and that's you, wait and see.
2.) Another Friday night, another chance to play, / We're gonna hit the clubs and dance the night away. / He likes to clap his hands, I like to stomp my feet. / He digs rock and roll sounds, I like the techno beat. / And when they close it down, we just hate to go, / but on the trip back home we'll drive real slow. / It's the best of times, it's the perfect date. / I know he's on his way, and I just can't wait.
Dialog#2) Julie: "Kimberly, whats-his-face is here! / Kim "All right, I'm comin" / Dad: "Oh, he's here? Well bring him on in here. I gotta meet this guy. Where is he?" / Kim: "Daddy you can't this time." / Dad: "Is there something wrong with his face or something that he doesn't want.. ./ Kim: "Uh, yeah, poison ivy. He's got it all over him. See ya!"/ Dad: "I don't know about this. . .
CHORUS.) As above.
BRIDGE.) One thing I just gotta know before you leave this place. / Did you prepare your heart the sazme way you prepared your face?
3.) Well I'm a big girl now, I've got my own life. / I've got my head on straight, and I know tonight, / We're gonna have some fun, it's gonna be okay,/ cos this boy's a prince, we're just running late. / You guys worry so about a little risk, when all I'm gonna give's just a little kiss. / I'm independent, smart, not just you little bunny. / And oh, by the way, I gotta borrow some money. . .
Dialog#3.) Julie: "Kimberly, whats-his-face is here! / Kim: "I'll be right there! / Dad: "Now hold your horses, gosh darn it, I'm gonna meet this guy! This driveway romance is through!" / Kim: "But daddy, you just can't now." / Dad: "Well why the heck not?" / Kim: "Because we're going to the demonstration for the Conservtive Caucus, and he's dressed in drag as part of the skit! Don't embarrass him dadddy, it's for a good cause!" / Dad: "Dressed in drag? I don't know about this!"
CHORUS.) As above.